***Yes, this is the same post as last year with very little revisions; but that’s just the slug I am***
It’s my birthday too, yeah
They say it’s your birthday
We’re gonna have a good time
I’m glad it’s your birthday
Happy birthday to you.
Birthday’s are pretty cool; do you think birthday’s should rank higher than Christmas (if you do Christmas)? I mean, it is your day after all, why not celebrate all of your awesomeness, all.day.long.
Gifts, attention, parties, celebration; it’s all included. What’s not to like; sounds like the bonus round to me.
Yes, August 10th really is my birthday
And even doing a Friday post to proclaim it on this August 10th, 2012. Now, 2013 but it’s still a shameless plug for my bday.
You’re a big fat turd Dorman; it always has to be all about you, doesn’t it? Yep, still a big do-do.
Yes, I suppose; but in a somewhat understated way so it doesn’t seem so obvious. That makes it quasi-acceptable, right?
How old are you?
No, the question is, how old are you?
What if I said quelve? That sounds like a little kid’s number to me. Well, if the shoe fits I suppose.
I guess it’s obvious I have some miles on me if I have been working at the same place for close to 30 years. But I haven’t been ‘rode hard and put up wet;’ so there is still some life left in this
temple ol’ body. I hit the 30 milestone this year, so yep, still old.
True story; I got carded at a minor league baseball game last week when I was buying beer. The first words out of my mouth were ‘thank you.’ The guy behind the counter replied ‘we card anybody 40 and under.’ I said ‘thank you’ again and gave him a $5 tip. I don’t have a better story to replace this with so it stays…
No, I don’t look 40 or under but I won’t walk away from a compliment either.
I’ve still got game in case you were wondering however….just ask me.
Is it a milestone birthday?
Nope; just a tweener. But it’s still my birthday so it’s special enough for me. Still not a milestone, but that’s good because the next one isn’t that cool like the other ones…:).
What was your favorite birthday?
For me, it was when I turned 10 yrs old. Growing up, we were only about two missed paychecks from being poor white trash, but I certainly didn’t have a clue. And so what if my grandmother made me a dress shirt I actually wore. It earned me the name woodchuck the one (and only) time I wore it. How many chucks can a woodchuck chuck anyway?
Needless to say, we didn’t throw many parties at Casa de la Dorman. Being the 3rd of 4 children, I was lucky to get hand-me downs. Which sucked of course since they were coming from my two older sisters, but I still didn’t shave my legs so don’t even go there. Still true…
Seeing that I was being deprived, for my 10th birthday my parents decided it would be a good thing for me to have a real birthday party at the house.
Lo and behold, friends showed up….with presents….too cool….
Maybe I could have more than one birthday a year, huh?
In a tie for second, I have had 3 milestone birthdays since I have been married. My wife had a surprise party for me on every one of them and can honestly say I was totally surprised every time.
I might have been born Wednesday, but obviously, it wasn’t last Wednesday…:). What? Whadda mean there is no Santa?
How about you? What was your most memorable one?
Did you just do another post all about you?
Is the Pope Catholic?
I just wanted to make sure you didn’t forget. In lieu of a card with money in it, you can make a direct deposit to my HeyPal account; I will do a shot of Patron for each and every deposit I receive. My HeyPal account is still open so feel free to keep the money coming.
You suck Dorman
Yes, I really do, but it is my birthday, right? I can do what I want to.