There is nothing wrong with being happy; I promise, it’s ok.
How much fun can it be going through life with a chip on your shoulder all.the.time? No wonder you don’t fit in; you can be about as pleasant as a fart in an elevator.
Why all the attitude? If it’s because the way people treated you in high school or something, get over it. That was a hundred years ago and nobody gives a rat’s ass. How can you see where you are going if you are living life always looking in the rear view mirror?
Why does everything seem as a personal affront to you; do you really think this big blue and green ball called earth revolves only around you?
Edgy and vulgar is ok and different for awhile, but that shtick is wearing pretty thin. You might as well be typing in all CAPS. It’s readable, but it damn sure gets annoying after awhile.
Take a deep breath, quit trying so hard.
But nobody will notice me
I get it, bad news and controversy sells. You have to be different, the trend setter, to stand out. And if you aren’t controversial then you are boring, right? Or so they say.
Do you really think you are a lightning rod?
It wears me out; entertain me and keep my interest; but if it feels so exhausting every time I visit, no thank you. I’m more interested in the real you, not some hyped-up, tatted up, screaming version.
Although that is kind of cool; just not so loud…:).
Your rants are not a call to action; it’s my drill sergeant back in basic telling me to drop down and give him 20. You have any idea how many push-ups I had to do in basic? If I went into battle hopefully a push-up contest would be the choice of weapon because then I might stand a chance.
But this post sounds like a rant to me
So, you think this is hypocritical? I can tee-off on the loudmouths thinking my doodie don’t stink but it doesn’t apply to me?
Every time I write about what ticks me off, people just think I’m whining.
How endearing is that after awhile?
But I need a kick in the shorts sometimes
Sometimes we all need a wake-up call; our call to action. But every single day? If I am that much of a slacker, maybe I should perfect the art and start a post exclusively on slackerdom.
What? You thought I already mastered it?
Why I never…..
Come clean, what is this post really about?
There are a couple of
barking dogs post I follow, that I’m really trying to warm up to because the bloggers have real talent. But everything is always with attitude and if you are not perceived to be a peer or colleague then essentially you are a nobody to them.
They publicly want your support, and your money in some instances, but there is little to no reciprocity. It’s all about them and never about you.
Wag more and bark less and maybe I’ll give you my credit card number.
No, I don’t want to be like you when I grow up.
I took it as a challenge at first, but the deeper I got in and harder I tried, the more it made me appreciate the community that hangs out here and what they have to offer.
If you get cussed here, it will ony be because your name is Mark Harai.
Just leave then
I am; I did….sorta…..it’s just hard for me to walk away from a challenge….:).
Nobody is going to get the best of me ya hear; did I mention my Kung-Fu grip?
There must be something to that style; they are still in my Reader as much as I try to ignore them.
Not my style
Truthfully, I don’t mind the edgy attitude. I read all types in here. If it’s working for you, then rant on. It’s just that shock jock thing is so yesterday isn’t it? I just doesn’t seem very original any more.
Show me something original, credible and sincere and I’m all in.
And if you are going to be loud and edgy maybe if take your clothes off too (no dudes…..just sayin’) that will help.
What? I’m not a pig; I just appreciate art and beauty……..:).
That just took a sordid turn
Yes it did and I’m sorry; that’s what I get for trying to write a post around a title. Whereas my buddy Mr J M Bell will help you Start Your Novel, I’m pretty thin trying to creat a post with a title only.
It sounded cute though, didn’t it?